Pasta is my one true God.

sixpenceee:
“Two birds, one almond.
”

sixpenceee:

Two birds, one almond.

bookipsies:
“ awwww-cute:
“ My friends corgi fell asleep in class
”
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
”

bookipsies:

awwww-cute:

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

ima-squirrel-blog:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”
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6 years ago with 255,122 notes

yiffmountain:

idea for new reality show called “steal your dog” basically i go into people’s houses who arent nice to their dogs and i fucking steal the dog

6 years ago with 404,764 notes

davidbyrneschoreographer:
“look at this picture of our cat my mom sent me omg
”

davidbyrneschoreographer:

look at this picture of our cat my mom sent me omg

6 years ago with 257 notes